Yesterday was Earth Day. Slashdot had a poll asking the readers what they were doing for Earth Day. One reader explained why Earth Day will have a new name in the near future:
Actually, I hear the US will rename this day Iraq Liberation Day. Instead of removing the dangerous oil from Alaska, we are going to focus on removing it from Iraq first. They have much more of it, so they are more of an at risk population.
In order to destroy all of the oil liberated, the US will sponsor soccer moms to drive their SUVs into a national park to plant seedlings.
Hilarious 
Results of Poll-
Removing deadly oil from Alaskan wilderness 2227 votes / 7%
Driving SUV out to plant seedlings 2832 votes / 9%
Operation Oregon Liberation 1212 votes / 3%
Two words: More Snowmobiles 1099 votes / 3%
Kyoto Treaty? What Kyoto Treaty? 2806 votes / 9%
More arsenic in water reduces number of humans 9097 votes / 29%
Felling giant sequoias allows more light for other trees 2483 votes / 8%
Canyonero 8949 votes / 29%
